Me: I should be a DJ. Younger sister: You’d be rubbish, you have no idea what young people are listening to these days! Me: Yes I do! YS: Ok, who sings that “I wanna be a billionaire so freakin bad” song? Me:…Chabillionaire?
Me: You’re mean! YS III: And racist, don’t forget that.
Trying to convince other sister to get over her fear of high heels. Younger sister 2: Grow some balls and wear some heels!…Wait…
Whilst watching Good Charlotte on t’telly. Younger sister 2: They’re so twinny! Saima: What do you mean? Younger sister 2: They look so alike…especially one of them. [For more YS Chronicles, visit the archive.]
Cousin: I think I was Martin Luther King in a former life. Saima:… Cousin: I used to think I was Notorious BIG but then I realised he died after I was born.
On the subject of Josh Hartnett Saima: He seems a bit slow…perhaps he’s from the Deep South. Younger sister: Where’s that? Essex?