DO NOT, I repeat, DO

DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT watch Scary Movie 2 whilst eating your lunch.

15 comments

  1. That film is really pants, I thought that the first one was way better. The second one was just for the sake of making a profit. Pants pants pants!

  2. I’ve still to watch American Pie 2, Legally Blonde and Planet of the Apes, I can’tbe arsed to watch all three though. Which would you recommend?

  3. Saima, we saw Planet of the Apes on bootleg DVD, and it was all right, but don’t pony up £4.50 to see it in the cinema. About the other two, I’ve still not seen AP 1, and I thought that you hated Mrs Phillipe?!
    I did see The Score, V good. Also, Moulin Rouge, goodish, going to see Jeepers Creepers next week hopefully, should be pant shitting fun! Have you seen the Fast and the Furious? If not, go and see it, spend you cashola on that bad boy!!! The two lead guys are fit and the cars are awesome. Vin Diesel’s character has this well wicked sound system… I wants!! DT

  4. Haha, yes Sally, Adam and Gary brought them down with them. Where else would I get them from?

  5. Neither American Pie (1 and 2) nor Scary Movie 2 are movies that promote anything remotely resembling Islamic family values. Sin at your own peril.

  6. Hey Mr. Taliban, I thought you guys banned the internet! And how do you know what those movies are like? Double standards suck.
    And I’m Arnold Schwarznegger.

  7. I was informed of those Kuffar elements by the captured journalists/Western spies. This messege is being typed by the reporters of Al Jazeera TV, who have surrendered to the Earthly desires and have left the path of the Glorious Allah, copying the text of the messege I wrote and my trusted One-eyed envoy in Pakistan translated into English. What double standards?

  8. Watch: Moulin Rouge, Amelie and The Man Who Wasn’t There. If you wanna feel sick, AP2 & Freddy Got Fingered, eww.. Legally Blond is nice once you switch your brain off 🙂 And Planet of the Apes is a must see if you wanna see exactly how wooden a lead character can get.. Mossy out..

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