Month: September 2001

Too….many….paint….fumes…….suffocating……

A couple of jokes for you. David Beckham was speaking at a management conference: “The best thing about them,” he said, “is that they’re only two calories, and your mouth feels fresh for an hour”. A voice from the wings was then heard, “David, we wanted you to talk about tactics…” A small boy arrives… Continue reading A couple of jokes for

Sometimes to stop themselves being found out, people cast wild accusations on innocent bystanders who become victims of their own bitter denial. Give it up Simon, I have proof. The day he met one of his idols. He describes it as “the best day of my life”. He tries to wear this t-shirt as often… Continue reading Sometimes to stop themselves being

The science of sound. Near the end you can be a DJ and mix some tracks. I’ve always wanted to do that, sigh. There’s also a great ‘Did you know..‘ section at this site. And in the news, I wish they’d had this when I was working at NTL.

It seems the Blogger design has been an inspiration to a few sites recently. I came across this site from my referrer logs recently and though it’s not finished yet, it looks rather familiar wouldn’t you say? I feel like I’ve unearthed some great crime but then someone will turn around and prove me wrong… Continue reading It seems the Blogger design

I’m going to bookmark this for when I’m chatting to pedantic Europeans who insist on using metric. Tut.