How can this be? I like chocolate Pop Tarts better than strawberry Pop Tarts? But I never prefer the chocolate variety over the strawberry one of any food product. Something is amiss!
What happened to me man? I used to be such a party animal. Now I can’t stay up after 2am without getting the shakes. And then feeling incredibly rough the next day. I refuse to believe that I’m getting old or something.
p.s. I am classed under ‘Other Brownies’. Don’t you realise I am a category all by myself? File me under something more appropriate. Something sexy. Also I like the fact that everyone who isn’t ‘Injun’ or ‘Brownie’ is a person…implying we are not? 
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you is getting old!!!! But hey, ain’t no shame, we party in other ways… Sleep being the party! DT
No, no nothing like that, I meant that They’re not good enough to be Injun or a Brownie.
I’m not old!! Yes, sleep is good. Mmmm.
Prashant, when do I get my own category?
So you want me to put you under “Made In Britain-Pakistani” or something?