I'm not making this up, honest

“Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them with the same respect that an honest husband would have for his wife and children.”

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  1. Well I had to share it with you, why keep it all to myself?
    Maybe this guy should check out ‘Zoophilia and the Law’. In Britain the crime carries a punishment of life imprisonment!

  2. I thought my day was bad enough for waking up at 7 in the morning and walking to school in the cold and coming to work at 8, and I thought the past 2 days were awful enough for having a constant headache..which btw continues today..and i thought yest and the day b4 were awful b/c the man in my life was being exasperating..I take that all back now.
    I need to find a place to empty the coffee and toast I had this morning..
    Oh God..I think I’m going to be violently sick.
    F.

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