I wish my hatred of

I wish my hatred of chefs stopped at Jamie Oliver but unfortunately it doesn’t and what’s even more unfortunate is that you get to hear about it. Nigella bites in the way Americans use that phrase and just truly pisses me off. Delia Smith has the patronising teacher thing going and is scarily like my cookery teacher in school (coincedence or evil cloning experiment gone wrong?) who once told me off for spending too long on my flan. Bitch. Ainsley Harriet….well I don’t have the words to describe him. Garish, annoying, in-your-face, over the top. Oh look, I do have the words! And then there’s that drunk Keith Floyd. God, it’s enough to put you off your food.