1) Wake up at five to one in the afternoon.
2) Wake up to your sister asking you for a lift to college. She needs to get there for one o’clock.
3) Realise that the people in the neighbouring town don’t like you.
4) Wash your filthy car that has bird droppings on it in the freezing cold till your hands are numb.
5) Imagine the prospect of telling a rather large man why you’ve splashed his brand new car.
6) Run downstairs when your little sister screams that one of your fish have eaten the other fish only to discover it was just hiding behind a plant.
7) Have a kid throw Ribena over your brand new white apparel.
8) Watch an interview with the So Solid Crew.
9) Realise you have less than a month to revise for seven exams.
10) Eat raw cheese by mistake.
7 comments
Comments are closed.
Number 10 = Doh!
re: point 10
erm, as opposed to _cooked_ cheese? apart from on pizza and lasgna and the like, you don’t mean cooking cheese before you eat it, do you? 🙂
I don’t like cheese unless it’s on pizza etc. i.e.cooked.
But this raw cheese was in a sandwich. Bleh.
how can you not like cheese?! It’s the stuff of the gods. You can never have too much cheese, that’s like saying too much money! It just can’t happen!
M
Money doesn’t taste as bad as raw cheese. Even the chewier £2 coins.
it’s cheaper to eat money anyway
I’ll have to beg to differ on the taste of money thing. I’ve had my fair share of money in my mouth and let me tell you a nice slice of Gouda is always more welcome
M