5 Questions (Part 11)

Anonymous asks: sunset or sunrise. ,mountians or beaches ..?.what is more beautiful to you? All of them. If you could what era would you like to be reborn in ?why? The Stone Age. Dunno why, caves are sexy? What do you think is the best solution to Kashmir? Wish I knew. Have you read `1984`… Continue reading 5 Questions (Part 11)

5 Questions (Part 10)

A daily reader asks: Who do you think should get the blame for the bombing of the world trade center? The people that did it? Imagine being an american, what would u do? Same as I’m doing now but in an American accent. Now just think and tell me what should be done, not being… Continue reading 5 Questions (Part 10)

Summer may finally be here

The sun is shining, I’m sweating more than you’d like to know and it seems summer may actually be here. We have about five fans in this house and two work. Dag nammit. Why do Pakistani plugs have to be different? I’ve cut my hands and now I could be Michael Jackson’s hand double.

Fish Fever

The three fish that reside in our living room are poorly. They have these huge red sores with white bits coming out. I know, I thought, we’ll just get some medicine from the pet store. So off we went and asked the pet store people what we should do. “You need to pull out the… Continue reading Fish Fever

5 Questions (Part 9)

Faisal asks: In your personal gay-icon hall of fame, who comes higher, Eddie Izzard or Sir Graham Norton? That’s a toughie. I enjoy the vulgar humour and cuteness of Sir Graham Norton yet I love the dry sarky wit of Izzard. So I’ll go with Graham Norton. Do you think you’d be a Muslim if… Continue reading 5 Questions (Part 9)

Guide to flirting

If you need a guide to flirting you may as well give up now. And if you need this, there is definitely no hope for you.