Fish Fever

The three fish that reside in our living room are poorly. They have these huge red sores with white bits coming out. I know, I thought, we’ll just get some medicine from the pet store. So off we went and asked the pet store people what we should do.
“You need to pull out the white bits, they’re hook worms, with tweezers,” she told me.
So I got them some medicine and after that, you’re on your own boys! Ain’t no way I’m putting my hands in that tank and tweezering worms out of your backside.