You know those people who phone you and don’t have a damn thing to say? They should be shot basically. I have this ‘person’ who phones me and keeps me on the phone for hours literally, and the conversation reaches such climatic highs as “So how’s the weather over there?” Knock me down with a feather, I cant stand the excitement. It’s times like these when I have to use the old ‘YEAH MUM, DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?” trick when I know full well my mum’s 10 miles away shopping (hopefully for a caller ID unit).