When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house; a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court. Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven. One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven’s many fine parks, when he ran… Continue reading Joke innit
Year: 2000
Fans
Aaaaaw, I got a compliment, isn’t that sweet?
Bush Attack
Did he win? Nah, they’re doing a recount in Florida or something. Man, I wanted Gore to win, he has the cooler name and that. I guess that statement shows how much I know about American politics. Some people feel very strongly about this whole thing, and so they should. It’s your country and all.… Continue reading Bush Attack
Yummy. Intriguing. Woah.
Yummy. Intriguing. Woah.
Life is Good
Shattered, physically shattered but the day was worth it. I love my friends and you’re not the slightest bit interested 🙂
Blog Strike
Haven’t blogged in three days, gasp. Don’t worry, I haven’t all of a sudden got a life or anything. Hey I’m just kidding by the way, just incase you don’t get my humour and start throwing bottles at me. So what have I been upto? Went to work, working on some designs for a clothes… Continue reading Blog Strike