Month: February 2001

I bought a lavender perfume for ‘the body, room and linen’ from Marks and Sparks today. I wish I had bought another couple of bottles to avoid the danger of being out of stock if they stop selling it. It’s just so divine, I’d hate if that happened. I sprayed it on my top and… Continue reading I bought a lavender perfume

I made a make-believe boy band here and apparently this is their fate: The Eejits (that’s what I named them…what?) score a modest hit with “We’re the Eejits”. They perform “We’re the Eejits” on the outdoor stage at the MTV Video Music Awards, but then quickly fade out of the limelight. Ten years later, they… Continue reading I made a make-believe boy

I haven’t written in a while have I? That fact that you noticed really touches me. Also indicates your lack of a life but we won’t dwell on that too much. The reason for my absence is that I’m preparing for my trip to Pakistan on Saturday. A woo hoo. I’m off for about three… Continue reading I haven't written in a

This site is amazing. Not only is that little ninja way too cute, this guy’s drawings are awe-inspiring.

“Your name of Saima gives you a very idealistic but passive outlook on life. You desire culture and all the refinements of life but you are inclined to live in your dreams. Although you would like to do many things, procrastination undermines your accomplishment and success in life. You do not like to create issues… Continue reading Meaning

Each date you have is a disaster….in fact, if distrastrous dates was in the dictionary (I know that’s unlikely) they’d have a picture of you next to it. Those bastards. Well fear not my friend because help is at hand with this dating guide. With a guide to different types of dating specimen, dating no-nos… Continue reading Dating Guide