“Your name of Saima gives you a very idealistic but passive outlook on life. You desire culture and all the refinements of life but you are inclined to live in your dreams. Although you would like to do many things, procrastination undermines your accomplishment and success in life. You do not like to create issues and will do anything to avoid a conflict. Making decisions is difficult for you without the support and approval of others. This name gives you a very sensitive nature, making you feel much that you do not understand. Your feelings are easily hurt, at which times you are inclined to withdraw and become uncommunicative. Although you desire the friendship and association of others, you find it difficult to express your thoughts through the spoken word, and others find you hard to get to know. It is much more natural for you to express your deeper thoughts in writing. Inner tension can deplete your physical vitality. You are inclined to indulge in rich foods that lack proper nourishment. The physical weaknesses due to this name centre in the heart and respiratory organs, and in the fluid functions.”
What a load of twaddle.

Each date you have is a disaster….in fact, if distrastrous dates was in the dictionary (I know that’s unlikely) they’d have a picture of you next to it. Those bastards. Well fear not my friend because help is at hand with this dating guide. With a guide to different types of dating specimen, dating no-nos and typical bad dates you shall no longer wallow in your loserdom….well maybe.

I’m useless at making up excuses. There’s only so many times you can use the old ‘washing my hair’ trick. So the great people at nike-women.com came up with this excuse maker. Not only can you ‘drag-and-drop’ you’re own excuses, you can also have a look at the little lies others have come up with in the Hall of Fame. But it doesn’t stop there, oh no! They’ve also been kind enough to supply their visitors with a Book of Lies. So go order yours now, essential reading I’d say.

I’m sure you’ve heard about this already but a Google-inspired search engine for web logs cannot be advertised enough.

Wow, I am so impressed. Not to mention extremely jealous.

Get someone’s hopes up and send them this Valentine’s card.

Happy birthday Faisal!

I’m back, did you miss me?

Graham Norton covers ear fetishes in his show. Could I love this man anymore?

This makes me wish I was going to SXSW even more.