I watched my first ever Star Wars movie last night….I know, I know, it’s only taken me 25 years. I wasn’t overly impressed but I hear that they do get better so I’ll brave the other two and then go back and watch the old ones for completeness. I did however make the following observations and am issuing the following warnings:
- If anything called Jar Jar Binks comes near me I will throttle it. Mesa find you really bloomin’ annoying.
- Sound like Miss Piggy, Yoda does.
- Liam Neeson (who plays Gin Gan Gooly Gooly I think) is really really tall.
(Apologies to all Star Wars fans, please don’t send Darth Maul around…..why was he in it for like all of three seconds??)