Kick you in the Head

I thought we’d left ‘teacher’s pets’ behind in infant school but apparently they’re still allowed to exist at university level.
“But Dr. Flababa, wouldn’t you say that this should be blah blah blah di blah blah?”
Yes, please ask more meaningless questions that you know the answer to and you’re just asking so everyone will know how clever and all knowing you are. ‘Cos that’ll make us love you even more. Twat.