Extracts from the over 70s Jerry Springer Show last night:
“You’re having an affair with two women?!?….And her with the walker?!?”
“When he doesn’t want to speak to me he just takes his teeth out….”
“How you gonna do her Pop? Get on her scooter with her?”
“All the good men my age are in Normandy, France. They went over in World War II and we were left with this crap!”