“….about all deyz hoez. got me a bentley. gotz me gold teefez. gotz muh plantinum sellin rip off of several late 70s real musicians. gotz muh complete lack of talent, and gotz plenty of it.” Josh is hilarious. It’s official.
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I want to take this
I want to take this opportunity to thank the following people (because I’m so nice) for linking to this site recently. Melissa, Andrew and Monique, merci beaucoup. Merci pour rien to those of you who didn’t. But don’t worry, I still love you.
So why didn't one of
So why didn’t one of you tell me about Dakota Smith? To think I’ve been unaware of that site till now. Tssk, really.
I think a pinch of
I think a pinch of salt is needed when viewing this site. Or at least I hope their tongue is firmly wedged in their cheek.
Why do so many people
Why do so many people get their dads socks for Father’s Day? Because if the present is too good they may be overjoyed and therefore inclined to dance a merry jig. God forbid. For we all know, dads can’t dance.
Headlines today: Daylight robbery in
Headlines today: Daylight robbery in London, 69p for a packets of crisps. Tut.