I am bored. I am so bored that I feel like throwing myself down the stairs just for a bit of action. But I won’t. I’ll be lying at the bottom of the stairs for a couple of hours till someone gets home and that’ll be even more boring because I won’t be able to move. If you don’t get the extent of my boredom, consider this. I was just watching This Morning (this morning funnily enough) and I was actually laughing at Richard Madeley’s little quips. That’s it, I’m going out before it gets worse and I start thinking Judy is a lucky lady.