I came across a dictionary of boys’ names and what they mean. Here’s the names beginning with A to start off with:
Aaron – ugly but has the best yumuka
Adam – cute, funny and needs a bath
Adrian – usually short and very horny, watches cartoons
Alan – shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women
Alex – cute and short but very open to corruption
Andy – nice and sweet, works in the mail room
Andrew – two-faced and conceited, become directors, CEO’s
Antonio – has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain
Anthony – great guy and kind to all girls, smells of weed
Arnold – loser
Arthur – hung like a slave and celibate