MOUTHS WITH LIVES OF THEIR OWN
Jim Carrey: His mouth contorts into all these hilarious shapes! OK, so it wasn’t funny after the first oh, one and a half films but nonetheless it has earned him fame and fortune and Ace Ventura is still amusing.
Mick Jagger: Oooh those lips, swoon. Well that’s not mine (I have taste) but the opinion of hundreds of women of the world. Plus I hear he was in this small band, the Rolling Stones or something….
Ryan Phillipe: Mmmmm. End of comment.
Sylvester Stallone: Not so much a mouth than a visual punishment. Is he talking or having a convulsion, we may never know. Someone tell him he looks a prat.
“I AM THE LAW!” No, you’re an arse.
My mum was watching that Judge Dress thing the other night. Load of gonads it seemed to me. Did anyone see Radiohead on Jools last night? What masters.
Ryan: mmmmmmm.
Didn’t see Radiohead, but their new song is pure class. DT
An Asian actually liking Radiohead…. what’s the world coming to? Get back to yer RNB sucker.
Mick Jagger’s lips? What about Steve Tyler’s? Not to mention Liv’s. Mmmmmm…..
You like Steve Tyler F? OK.
Hey my cuz can like whoever she wants!
What I said about asians and Radiohead was meant to be ironic. But let’s not concern ourselves with that. Let’s see has the rain dried?
I’m itching to see your site Faisal!
It’s been a long time, I don’t think I’m going to be able to do anything….