The Turquoise-Blue Thing

“You’ve got happy, sad, angry, confused, and then all the 50,000 other colours that a human feels. And if one song is just about turquoise blue – that can mean a lot of things; that [can mean the way] you feel about apples, and your brother, and your wooden bed from your childhood. And you… Continue reading The Turquoise-Blue Thing

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Foxtrot is so passe

Colleague: The postcode is GU16 8CF Call centre girl: Is that F for Fanny?

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You say Tomato, I saw Eww

I tried a cherry tomato today and much like the “Try raw cheese because you just might like it” incident of 1993, I won’t be having one again. They taste like tangy gross grass.

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Media Morsels

Let me share with you, two bits of media morsels I have enjoyed recently. Firstly, Rang De Basanti. If you only see one Indian movie this year make it this one. From the acting to the cinematography, this film is a treat. On top of that there is a message, an important one, and you… Continue reading Media Morsels

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Ode to an Idiot

From lions to lambs at the opening of a door, Blunted daggers stroke the ego of the beast, Valour, they’ve locked within four walls, Festering inwards, smiles adorn all faces.

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