Year: 2006

You know it’s going to be one of those days when the morning starts with you putting the milk carton in the dishwasher and the dirty spoon in the fridge. Sigh. On the bright side, a friend gave me vouchers for downloads from iTunes. Any recommendations?

Quaker, in their wisdom, have decided to use old animation star Windy Miller to front their latest ad campaign to bring their numerous oats based cereals back into the limelight. I have no problem with rehashing old favourites to sell products. What I find mildy disturbing is the fact that Windy appears to be something… Continue reading Faker Oats

Mushrooms are vile umbrellas, protecting you against all that is good and pure.

For the remaining two of you in the world who don’t know, the renounced band, Rock Bottom, will be playing at The Greyhound pub in Dunstable from 7.30 pm tonight. Not to be confused with the comparitively inferior band, The Rock Bottom Remainders. Be there or hear about it at your next local CIMA training… Continue reading Not The Wheatsheaf

Saira Says?! I should sue the imposter! I was here first love.

I have a really sore throat right now from singing TV ad jingles in the style of Barry Gibb all afternoon.