Year: 2005

What do you do when you’re bored at work and all you have is a pencil and a mousemat? BEFORE AFTER And before anyone says anything dodgy, the woman is relaxing in a spa (therefore promoting buyagift.co.uk).

Ramadan this year has had a twist. There are thousands dead in Pakistan and many many more in a poorly state; not eating for a few hours doesn’t seem quite the chore it once did. The victims of this tragedy need all the help we can give them so please donate as much as you… Continue reading Ramadan Mubarak

In a recent dinner table discussion, the following were suggested as things people would like to put into Room 101: Food noises Stinginess Ringtones “An Audience with…” and “Mania” nights on ITV Fake laughs Gossip Bananas Keira Knightley

What’s the most discreet remedy for a wedgie? It’s for umm…let’s say, scientific research…

My youngest sister was doing her homework the other day; a project on cakes for Home Economics..Cookery…How to Microwave Ready Meals 101 or whatever they call that class these days. She was making a list of the different type of cakes one can consume and caused quite a stir when she wanted to write in… Continue reading Jaffa Cakes

I got my foot on the first rung of the ladder! I’m now the proud parent of White Mouse twin babies. I’ve named them Molly and Matty. Eeeeeeh.