Year: 2002

I often wonder about you reader. I wonder who you are, what your name is if you’re using a pseudonym. I wonder how old you are and where you’re from. I wonder what you do for a living and what car you drive. I wonder what your family is like and what you look like.… Continue reading I often wonder about you

And the award for worst song lyrics goes to….. Shakira for Whenever, Wherever. Something was definitely lost in the translation. Close runners up: L.F.O with Summer Girls and Des’ree with Life.

I’m back from my dirty weekend in Glasgow. It snowed. We had a white Eid. More details won’t follow. Short sentences are fun. Talking of short, Ant and Dec would be my celebrity lovers.

How many different ways and times can you use the line ‘The first rule about Fight Club is you don’t talk about Fight Club’? Well, I’ll tell you. A pachillion, and they get less and less funny as time goes on.

I was thinking about how sorry I feel for employees of Deloitte & Touche. I mean that’s one of the Big Five Firms. So you’re thinking “Hey, I’m cool, I’m hip, I’m rolling in the big dollars baby!” (Although that would be rather unfortunate ‘cos you’re in England). And so someone asks you what job… Continue reading I was thinking about how

Busy busy bumblebee. I get to stand in front of the chemistry department and my peers tomorrow and talk about cyanohydrins. I’m just so excited! You’re right, I’m being sarcastic. In related news (only in the sense that it’s about me) I’m off to Glasgow for a long weekend on Thursday. Eid mubarak! On an… Continue reading Busy busy bumblebee. I get