Hope you celebrated the Jubilee in style. I did and I don’t even believe we should have a monarchy! It’s okay to be a hypocrite today!
Year: 2002
Bloop
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Dancing Queen
Celebrate the Jubilee in style!
Praise the Lord
Halleluiah, my exams are over! (Did ayone else pronounce halleluiah as it is spelt when they were younger and therefore offend much of the Pakistani community? Umm, me neither.) Download 1 Giant Leap’s My Culture. You’ll thank me.
Boom boom
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” the doctor queries. “No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!”
I'm just a dreamer
I can’t wait till The Osbournes premieres here tonight. Just so they’ll stop playing that bloody advert.