Sorry to break it to you but this green and that red don’t go.
Year: 2002
5 Questions (Part 14)
Simon asks: Have you ever made a fool of yourself with an ironing board? Yes. Just yesterday I tried to use it as a surf board. How was I to know? Have you ever invented any words? If yes, please state. I made up flubala and throkuyano. I have yet to make up their meanings… Continue reading 5 Questions (Part 14)
Five Things I Hate
1) Eating noises 2) People who get easily excited 3) Dance music 4) Gossip 5) Choking
Fashion-a-holic (Part 3)
These are traditional Pakistani shoes called coosay. Made out of hard leather they can be so uncomfortable but get the right ones and you’re sorted. Worn with shalwar kameez they look fab, worn with jeans (like below) not so fab. But I think I’ll create a new fashion statement.
Am I right or what?
I think this could in fact be the best page in the universe. This guy is hilarious. Will you marry me?
A society?!
This saddens me. There doesn’t need to be a society or strategies for God’s sake. It’s a game six year olds play to settle playground disputes.