Southend-on-Sea or not to be

Today we planned a trip to Southend-on-Sea but then this happened:

We made the most of the FOUR hour wait by taking in the sunshine and scenery (there was a horse) and shouting back at the arsehole drivers who felt the need to jeer at us as they drove by. There was also some singing involved (Bohemian Rhapsody). We didn’t make it to the seaside but sometimes you don’t need to get to the seaside.