Room 101

In a recent dinner table discussion, the following were suggested as things people would like to put into Room 101:

  • Food noises
  • Stinginess
  • Ringtones
  • “An Audience with…” and “Mania” nights on ITV
  • Fake laughs
  • Gossip
  • Bananas
  • Keira Knightley
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7 comments

  1. Good one’s in there.
    I for one cannot agree with no.4, still holding out for ‘An audience with Pam St Clements’. I’m hoping Pam will come out in her shiniest vivian westwood frock, does a duet with Mike Reid before regaling the audience her inspired earring collection.
    Also got my fingers crossed for ‘AH-HA Mania’.
    Can I make a suggestion for the last two? before putting Keira Knightly into Room101, stuff the bananas in her mouth, that girl needs some food.

  2. ditto me on the ‘audience with’ and ‘mania’ stuff. i used to think that ‘bombhead’ kid from hollyoaks was cool, but then he appeared on abbamania. grr.

  3. white socks should definitely go in room 101. And the combination of white socks and sandals is just repellent. Don’t do it people!!
    Oh and classic leg jeans or drainpipes or whatever they are called, need to go as well. Whatever the latest fashion trend is, Jeans should never resemble 80’s style leggings ok!!
    Rant over 🙂

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  6. I would put corn dogs in there, I’m not keen. Also I would put petting horses in there, I don’t like that either.

  7. salma! u need to be soo posh : “repelent”” i mean who ses that…
    (kiddin) i love your posh words thats another one to use at the lunch table:
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