I was reading one of the sites I visit regularly and came across this. I’m speechless which doesn’t happen very often. Except when the Simpsons is on, then it must be silent so I can enjoy each and every quick and witty remark the writers have to offer. Pedantic much? The Simpsons reminds me to… Continue reading Golden Oldie
Spring Roll
I managed to vent my anger last night by helping my nan make 100 spring rolls for a local charity event. I think I must have dreamt in terms of spring roll making: Fill, roll, seal, fill, roll, seal….But at least I calmed down. Anyway, I have a bone to pick with you, yes you.… Continue reading Spring Roll
You Won't Like Me When I'm Angry
I’m in one of those moods today where a “Hi Saima!” is provoking a “What the hell do you want from me?!?” reaction. And when someone pronounces a word wrong I’m wanting to scratch my eyes out. I would attribute it to stress but I have a few days off from work and nothing to… Continue reading You Won't Like Me When I'm Angry
Caller ID
You know those people who phone you and don’t have a damn thing to say? They should be shot basically. I have this ‘person’ who phones me and keeps me on the phone for hours literally, and the conversation reaches such climatic highs as “So how’s the weather over there?” Knock me down with a… Continue reading Caller ID
Square Eyes
The fact that I use the computer at work for 10 and a half hours then get home and use the computer here doesn’t have anything to do with the fact my eyes feel like crap does it? Anyway I made my regular visit to a site whose owner’s web skills I admire immensely and… Continue reading Square Eyes
Joke innit
When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house; a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court. Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven. One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven’s many fine parks, when he ran… Continue reading Joke innit