1) Keep saying that Ryan Phillipe is just a pretty boy.
2) Use all of my Oil of Olay Active Body Fluid.
3) Pinch my cheeks, especially the ones on my face.
4) Play the “circle game” with me without informing me what it is or that I’m playing it.
5) Be Arnie in Commando.
6) Look like an inorganic chemistry book.
7) Tell me how you’ve been revising for the last six months.
8) Be a fish that refuses to eat anything but the other fish in the tank.
9) Say “So?” fifteen times in a row just to be irritating.
10) Call me “Thaima car”. It’s cute because you’re 2 years old but I’m not taking you out in the car for the twentieth time today.
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