I’m not particularly fond of the family doctor and I haven’t been for quite some years. I have tolerated him however for the sake of ease but recent events have pushed to rethink why we still keep him as our doctor or why he is allowed to practice as one in the first place. Why do I doubt his competence?
He says, “So what if it is cancer? It doesn’t matter if it’s cancer unless it’s in your head.”
When asking about my mother, “How is he?”
When asking about my father, “How is she?”
“What will the x-ray show? Even if it shows an ulcer it doesn’t matter. Ulcer is nothing, you can’t do anything about it. You can take some more of that white stuff. You know the white stuff. I’ll write you a prescription for white stuff.”
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Right ….. Your doctor sound’s like the quack we used to have when we lived in Newcastle. Whenever I had a cold my doctor wouldn’t even bother to examine me, he would just prescribe banana flavoured Amoxil syrup, pat on the head, lollipop and back home.
And you were 21 at the time right? 🙂
Ours thinks that antibiotics cure everything.
Surely you must be joking. This person cannot possibly be allowed to practice by the state authorities, can he?
I wish I was joking.
Yeah, antibiotics is the cure for AIDS, cancer and everything.
Oh and by the way, Ramadan Mubarak!
Right back at you Hasan, Ramadan Mubarak! You too Saima, that must be why you’re nowhere to be seen online …
this is exactly why i’m going to be a nurse! – the real caretakers!
i don’t know how much of what all of you are saying is true or just satire, but the immoderate, unjustified use of antibiotics is the reason why microbes are becoming resistant. antibiotics for a cold? surely you jest.