Doctor Doctor II

Remember my doctor? Well he mysteriously disappeared recently. Hmmm, suspicious but not surprising.
They still haven’t replaced him and after the plague of locums that I’ve had to put up with, I’ve finally made the move to another surgery. There are all sorts of procedures one must follow to make such a transition but by far the most “interesting” is giving a urine sample. There must be an easier way, you know, one that doesn’t involve the use of a yoghurt pot.

7 comments

  1. Hello Saima, not been to this site for a while. Good to see it still around. Fruit salad is the king of deserts when cream is added.

  2. jeeeeeeeeezooo! cant they use spit or sweat or something, isnt that the same thing…!
    i know, they just want to embarrass you, ew!
    XXXXxxxxxXXXX

  3. I like the funnel idea though I’d have to make sure it was segregated from all the other funnels in the house. Perhaps with a label saying The Piss Easy 2000 stuck on it.
    (A)Sif, glad to see you back. Cracking site by the way, always wanted to read your thoughts.

  4. Hahaha, the piss easy 2000! I’d trademark that… Oooh hang on, I think that infringes on what the goverment are renaming the pre-university exam system to.
    Have you ever noticed how ‘locum’ rhymes with ‘contractor scum’.

  5. That’s only a half rhyme.
    A proper rhyme would be jocum, it’s only drawback being that it’s not a real word.
    Hocum..?

Comments are closed.