I’m confused, I truly am.
People say one thing when they mean another. People try to tell you they did something when they didn’t, they did like the opposite! “I’m mowing the lawn!” No you’re not, you’re reading the latest Joan Collins novel! “I’m taking a bath!” But all evidence points to you drinking tea….it could even be coffee.
I feel like I need to call a meeting with all of these people. I will chair it, you, please take minutes.
This meeting will take about two hours (all the best meetings take about half an hour but this will only be a mediocre meeting. Mediocre is a funny word that makes me giggle….I digress).
In it I will stress the importance of clarity in my life. I think at this point the chinchillas will be up in arms and shout such retorts as “The moon is square I say!” We’ll have to ignore them (and please strike that from the minutes). I don’t know why they behave like that, they’re usually such docile creatures until a meeting is called.
After much discussion an amicable solution will be agreed. You won’t confuse me, I won’t bite your ears. It is a fair world once again.
The giant man on a unicycle will be the last to leave the board room. It takes him a while to get back onto the cycle. It’s a balance thing I’m told.
Wow, it’s ten o’clock already. Let us have some Lucozade and watch the stars.
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Have you been sniffing the paint thinner again? DTX
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Don’t be alarmed by what you are not used to.
Interesting, very interesting.
You are mental!! In a good way, of course 🙂
hahaha i soo laughed my whole way through this. 😀
you know, i saw a man nonchalantly riding a unicycle down a busy street the other day. I was soo envious. It looks like it takes awesome skillz to ride a unicycle. I wanna learn too.
my god, i know exactly what you mean! one of my brothers is totally incapable of stating the obvious. he’s lied his way out of so many sticky situations, that he can’t be up front about anything anymore. he did however, buy me a very nice morgan watch.
tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty, your listening to the boy from the big bad city, this is jaaam hot.. this is jaaaam hot!
Take a look at Shammi’s message. Shammi is one of my closest friends. I.e. this is the company I keep, no wonder I’m strange!!
lol-that post was quite funny..
Lucozade is good. Especially with masala. Mmm…
I swear sometimes I think I’m the only sane one out there and everyone else is mad. Mad I say.
Then I realise that, sadly, that I’m probably right..
Extremely enjoyable as always! You are what I would call a very classy wack; I happen to be of the spitball variety…
dil meh hai khwaish-e-hoor-e-jannath, aur zahir meh showk-e-ibaadat
aaaaaaaa aaa a a a a! masth nazron say allah bachaai!
*dholaki goes on*