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1) Keep saying that Ryan Phillipe is just a pretty boy. 2) Use all of my Oil of Olay Active Body Fluid. 3) Pinch my cheeks, especially the ones on my face. 4) Play the “circle game” with me without informing me what it is or that I’m playing it. 5) Be Arnie in Commando.… Continue reading How to annoy me

1) Wake up at five to one in the afternoon. 2) Wake up to your sister asking you for a lift to college. She needs to get there for one o’clock. 3) Realise that the people in the neighbouring town don’t like you. 4) Wash your filthy car that has bird droppings on it in… Continue reading How to have a bad day