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September 13th, 2010
YS Chronicles: Pop

Me: I should be a DJ.
Younger sister: You’d be rubbish, you have no idea what young people are listening to these days!
Me: Yes I do!
YS: Ok, who sings that “I wanna be a billionaire so freakin bad” song?

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January 13th, 2009
YS Chronicles Returns

Me: You’re mean!

YS III: And racist, don’t forget that.

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June 19th, 2007
YS Chronicles: Tranny

Trying to convince other sister to get over her fear of high heels.
Younger sister 2: Grow some balls and wear some heels!…Wait…

Posted at 10:24 pm | 13 comments | Category: YS Chronicles

June 14th, 2007
YS Chronicles: Twins

Whilst watching Good Charlotte on t’telly.
Younger sister 2: They’re so twinny!
Saima: What do you mean?
Younger sister 2: They look so alike…especially one of them.
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Posted at 12:33 pm | 1 comment | Category: YS Chronicles

May 8th, 2007
The Cousin Chronicles

Cousin: I think I was Martin Luther King in a former life.
Cousin: I used to think I was Notorious BIG but then I realised he died after I was born.

Posted at 10:32 pm | 1 comment | Category: YS Chronicles

February 27th, 2006

On the subject of Josh Hartnett
Saima: He seems a bit slow…perhaps he’s from the Deep South.
Younger sister: Where’s that? Essex?

Posted at 8:48 pm | 2 comments | Category: YS Chronicles

December 25th, 2005
YS Chronicles: I watched The Passion of the Christ

Younger sister: My current list of hot guys is Justin Timberlake, Hayden Christensen and John the Disciple.

Posted at 7:29 pm | 9 comments | Category: YS Chronicles

November 3rd, 2005
God Knows

Younger sister: I thought blasphemous was when someone’s really fat.

Posted at 12:34 am | 14 comments | Category: YS Chronicles

September 5th, 2005
YS Chronicles – Fat Troosers

Younger Sister: Those trousers are waaay to big for you. It’s like you’re wearing your dad’s……and that your dad’s fat.

Posted at 9:24 pm | 8 comments | Category: YS Chronicles

July 27th, 2005
YS Chronicles – Brighton Edition

Younger sister: Oh no, I’ve lost my hair clip!
Saima: That’s the second time today! Let’s retrace our steps to find it.
Younger sister: What’s the point? It’s probably already been shipped to Taiwan and stripped for parts.

Posted at 4:52 pm | 4 comments | Category: YS Chronicles

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