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My name is Saima and I live in London, England. Welcome to my blog where I have been writing since November 2000. Please make yourself at home.

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May 20th, 2002
Oops there goes my shirt up over my head

Unfair. How are we supposed to concentrate on the exam with so many fine looking invigilators around?
Did you know that I can stand on my head? Not actually stand on it but you know what I mean… I need a new party trick.
Typical. The book I requested from the library becomes available the day before the exam.

Posted at 8:11 pm | 1 comment | Category: Freak

May 19th, 2002
You can run, you can hide

I have strange fascinations. I like seeing what people name the images they put on their web pages. So I’ll right click on them and click ‘Properties’. It’s a whole new world I tell ya. And which folders they keep their images in, even more fascinating.

Posted at 12:26 pm | 4 comments | Category: Freak

April 29th, 2002

Guuuuuuurglemmmmmmhm. That’s the sound I make when I desperately want something.

Posted at 12:45 am | 3 comments | Category: Freak

April 26th, 2002
Don’t playa hate, congratulate

I want to sleep inside a box and live outside the box. What’s wrong with that?

Posted at 6:21 pm | 2 comments | Category: Freak

April 23rd, 2002
He Slayed a Dragon ya know…

England! “The winning ticket in the lottery of life is to be born English” -Richard Madeley. Happy St. George’s Day!
Also, happy birthday Shakespeare.

Posted at 9:36 pm | 5 comments | Category: Freak

April 21st, 2002
People I’ve met

I think it’s so funny when people put a * next to a URL on their link list to show who on their favourites list they’ve met in real life. It’s like they think I actually care…or maybe they don’t care that I don’t care. Funny nonetheless.
These hairstyles are filed under “funky”. I’d like to re-file them under “FUGLY”.
This is the cutest thing I’ve seen in a while. Oh, and this too.

Posted at 11:07 pm | 1 comment | Category: Freak, WWW

April 16th, 2002
Show me some love, strip off your clothes, and take off your socks

Thumb nails taste better than finger nails.
A back catalogue of Calvin Klein ads. I must say Mark Wahlberg has always been a particular favourite. Umm, apart from Antonio Sabato Junior of course…. That’s why The Big Hit is such a great movie.

Posted at 6:47 pm | 5 comments | Category: Freak, Music

April 10th, 2002

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to: 28th January 1981, Lahore, PakistanI used to be a well behaved kid contrary to what this picture may show. I’d stay exactly where my mum would leave me for hours. Not moving because I didn’t want to get my clothes dirty. I’d stay away from all the naughty children and even tell them to refrain from acitivities that would get them (and me) into trouble.
I spent a lot of my childhood in Pakistan. Being good. I went to nursery school (kindergarten) there, sat exams even (yes, exams at age 3) and scored the highest score in the school’s history. I got picked on my the other kids but I was still good. Good, good, good. And then I got ‘bad’. Cue evil maniacal laugh.

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Posted at 12:45 am | 6 comments | Category: Childhood Stories, Freak

April 9th, 2002
Feel like Chicken tonight?

In some ways I’m glad I’m a selective vegetarian. Especially in McDonald’s. It decreases the chances of weird freak food accidents. You know the type. Where they accidentally give you a chicken head instead of chicken nuggets.
“But Saima, that would never happen!”
Tell that to the mother of two who demanded $100,000 for their food faux pas. [via The Don]
p.s. I didn’t forget your Easter Egg.

Posted at 2:40 pm | 2 comments | Category: Freak

April 7th, 2002
Same old brand new me

Well it looks like I’m back. But why the boring old page you may ask. And an answer ye shall receive. Mainly because I came up with about five fancy schmancy designs that just didn’t do it for me. It got to a point where I gave up but then thought all I really want to do is write. So here you have it. My ramblings without all the fluffiness. When I have more time I might jazz this place up a bit but for now, it’s just you, me and a white page. I still love you.
While I was away, I figured out that large tongues freak me out, mini people dancing on my computer screen please me and that the periodic table isn’t as boring as it may seem. It’s a shame it took me so long to figure the last one out considering I’ll finish my degree in chemistry in a month or so.
Q: Do the questions in the brain of your icon indicate that it’s missing?
A: Yes.

Posted at 3:46 pm | 14 comments | Category: Freak, Music, Science

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