Absolutely lots to tell you

Absolutely lots to tell you about! But I can’t be bothered! Notice how I use exclamation marks to falsely portray excitement and happiness!
Here are some links with no rhyme or reason, or maybe there is but it’s top secret like my shoe size.
You too can be immature, rap pathetically, sing about your ‘bitches’ and make loads of money at the same time! Jay-Z vs. Nas.
Cal is rather cool too.
OK, so now I’m number four on the sexy arse list. Anil is number three godammit, but he was talking about me! I guess Google just knows Anil’s arse is sexier than mine.
This year’s Bloggies. Nominate if you please.

5 comments

  1. Thought you were past that age when you still had a liking for the feeding bottle and took heavy metal and gangsta rap seriously. LMFAO@anil’s arse. Are you projecting your opinion on to Google by some chance here? 😉 Yo Yo Yo! homie

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