21st birthday

It’s my 21st birthday on the 28th of this month. Don’t say you didn’t know or you didn’t know what to get me.
On a more serious note. There’s a fairly new club in town called @mosphere. It has a huge balcony. As soon as I saw it I knew it spelt trouble. Hello! Drunk people and heights don’t mix. Sure enough, some poor man fell off the balcony in the early hours of Saturday morning and had to be taken to hospital. Sometimes, plain common sense wouldn’t go amiss.