Month: September 2005

In a recent dinner table discussion, the following were suggested as things people would like to put into Room 101: Food noises Stinginess Ringtones “An Audience with…” and “Mania” nights on ITV Fake laughs Gossip Bananas Keira Knightley

What’s the most discreet remedy for a wedgie? It’s for umm…let’s say, scientific research…

My youngest sister was doing her homework the other day; a project on cakes for Home Economics..Cookery…How to Microwave Ready Meals 101 or whatever they call that class these days. She was making a list of the different type of cakes one can consume and caused quite a stir when she wanted to write in… Continue reading Jaffa Cakes

I got my foot on the first rung of the ladder! I’m now the proud parent of White Mouse twin babies. I’ve named them Molly and Matty. Eeeeeeh.

My sisters say that if I ever write an autiobiography, I should call it “I Fell Asleep”. Apparently, it’s my catchphrase. What would your autobiography be called?