Tried to reinstall MT and all sorts of other fun and games.
Didn’t work.
You still can’t comment.
Grr.

The Nokia N90 is one seriously sexy phone.

Colleague #1: (Reading from quiz book) Which President of the US was the director of the CIA?
Saima: Anyone but Bush I’d say.
Colleague #1: It is in fact Bush.
Saima: Senior surely!
Colleague #2: Must be. Bush Junior would be like “How do I spell CIA?”

‘Banksy also records on his website how an old Palestinian man said his painting made the wall look beautiful. Banksy thanked him, only to be told: “We don’t want it to be beautiful, we hate this wall. Go home.”‘ – Spray can prankster tackles Israel’s security barrier, Guardian Unlimited

Things that are on my “What would I put into Room 101″ list today just because I got out of the wrong side of bed (plus it’s month-end):

• Bad table manners. The practice of eating with forks has existed for a long time so unless you grew up in the 16th century there’s just no excuse to have food on EVERY SINGLE BIT of your hands.
• High pitched voices.
• The word “stock”.
• Green pens.

Bullet-pointed lists.