Year: 2003

I was like yeah. He was like no. I was like what? He was like huh? Then I was like right. And he was like you think? I was like yep, it’s flipping hot.

I am now the proud owner of a Nokia 7250. It’s a beaut! Now all I need is a data cable or to figure out how to blog from it and I’ll be all set. The only problem with all this technology is waiting for friends and relatives to catch up so you can make… Continue reading Nokia 7250

I bought a pack of special craft scissors. I cannot open the pack because I have no scissors. Irony, how you mock me.

If I move too much my insides will fall out. On that cheery note, please re-welcome the Three Word Blog. A one (two, three, four? who knows…) time only offer: Great digital artwork Siamese twins costume Cuttlefish communication solved Socks were rocked Generate rap lyrics This is good. Oh yeah, remember that scene in ‘The… Continue reading Too much information

Wow, yes patterns are great and everything. Wooh, excellent for your webpage background. All the rage. But a blue and white background pattern doesn’t go with your red and green colour scheme. (Or any other stupid colour combination for that matter.)

Once again I lose the ‘dibs’ battle. If you’re not from my side of town you’ll be forgiven for not knowing what one of those is. Well, in layman’s terms (trying to sound all knowledgable and stuff) it is like when you call shotgun but can be used for anything. “I dibs first in the… Continue reading I AM Cool