Home    About    Archives    Contact   


My name is Saima and I live in London, England. Welcome to my blog where I have been writing since November 2000. Please make yourself at home.

rss feed
Twittertwitter.com/saima
flickr.com/photos/saima
musiclast.fm/user/saimasays
musicdelicious.com/saimasays



July 1st, 2003
Dazed


I’m confused, I truly am.
People say one thing when they mean another. People try to tell you they did something when they didn’t, they did like the opposite! “I’m mowing the lawn!” No you’re not, you’re reading the latest Joan Collins novel! “I’m taking a bath!” But all evidence points to you drinking tea….it could even be coffee.
I feel like I need to call a meeting with all of these people. I will chair it, you, please take minutes.
This meeting will take about two hours (all the best meetings take about half an hour but this will only be a mediocre meeting. Mediocre is a funny word that makes me giggle….I digress).
In it I will stress the importance of clarity in my life. I think at this point the chinchillas will be up in arms and shout such retorts as “The moon is square I say!” We’ll have to ignore them (and please strike that from the minutes). I don’t know why they behave like that, they’re usually such docile creatures until a meeting is called.
After much discussion an amicable solution will be agreed. You won’t confuse me, I won’t bite your ears. It is a fair world once again.
The giant man on a unicycle will be the last to leave the board room. It takes him a while to get back onto the cycle. It’s a balance thing I’m told.
Wow, it’s ten o’clock already. Let us have some Lucozade and watch the stars.


Posted at 9:05 pm | 12 comments | Category: General





© 2000 - 2010 saima says. powered by WordPress.