Things that are Purple

My mum likened me to Leonardo da Vinci yesterday, referring to my ‘fingers in so many pies’ syndrome. That’s the biggest compliment I’ve ever had. He’s my hero ya see. Thanks Ma! I present to you the funniest thing I’ve heard all year, maybe even all millenium (yes it tickled me that much): Hello, Trotts?… Continue reading Things that are Purple

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Shaddap-a-yo-face

I like food. No, really I do. Mexican, Italian, Portugese, sometimes Chinese, always biryani. But my two ferocious pet hates are food related. The first one is one I believe I share with many people. All sane people anyway. That would be the noises emitted from certain digusting individuals whilst they eat, nay devour, their… Continue reading Shaddap-a-yo-face

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Help Me

I’m sick 🙁 Meep meep.

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Things that are Yellow

And: #I think to myself what a mediocresometimeswonderfulsometimescrappy wooooooooooooorld.# A thankyou, a thankyou.

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Weekend in Scotland

And: You should visit Anil. Anil‘s site is really good. One could even say Anil‘s site est tres bon. Hands up who likes Anil? I like Anil. You like Anil. We all scream for ice cream.

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Scary Movie

The night before last I slept restlessly. I was having a nightmare, struggling with someone who was trying to strangle me. I could feel the grip tight around my neck and I could hear myself screaming. It was one of those nightmares that felt so real. In fact it was. I awoke suddenly. Sure enough,… Continue reading Scary Movie

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