Year: 2002

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies:… Continue reading The World's Funniest Joke

Isn’t it just the worst when you get a new toy, rip it out of it’s box all eager only to find it needs 7 million AA batteries?

I’m pretty sure that if this had turned up, our Easter Egg Hunt would have taken the top prize for Scary Holiday Events toppling Mrs Morgan’s impression of Babushka for the Christmas play.

It happened by accident too. I didn’t make any conscious effort to get here. I trundled along and look where I ended up. Content. As snug as a bug in a rug. I think I deserve it too. I won’t lie. The last few years have taken their toll. I’m wiser. I’ve gained that only… Continue reading I am content

The word sight cannot be replaced with site just because you’re writing for the web. Thank you.

1) Earthquakes. 2) Jeans worn with a suit jacket, or even worse, a green blazer with brown leather patches on the elbow. 3) Being sent spanners in the post when you didn’t order any. 4) Breaking your third pair of sunglasses this year. 5) Lack of parking space. 6) Saying goodbye. 7) Getting bored of… Continue reading Things That Are Not Good