Year: 2002

One of my favourite stores has dramatically improved it’s online presence meaning less trips to London just to buy the coolest little bits of stationery. Not that I did that of course….

I still don’t bloody know that movie.

Jelly on a plate, Jelly on a plate, Wibble wobble, Wibble wobble, Oh shit, jelly on my lap 🙁

Funny how things change isn’t it? Nowadays you must say ‘yes’ to the ‘does my bum look big in this?’ question to retain marital bliss.

Caller: Could I speak to Mr. P. Brain please? Saima: I beg your pardon? Caller: P. Brain. Does he still work there? Saima: (covers phone and stifles laughter) Hey someone is winding me up! They’re asking for a P. Brain! I must be on the radio! Colleague: Oh no, that’s Paul Brain. He’s the site… Continue reading Oh Cruel World

When I first saw that guy perform the bhangra remix of Holly Valance’s “Kiss Kiss” I laughed so hard you could have compared me to the McDonald hyenas. It’s much better than the actual remix of course but that’s because bhangra remixes tend to be laughable. More of the pants than the ‘oh I’ve wet… Continue reading West Punjab