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October 30th, 2002


Posted at 10:08 pm | 8 comments | Category: General

October 28th, 2002

I’m incredibly excited about the fact that I now have broadband.

Posted at 12:05 am | 11 comments | Category: WWW

October 24th, 2002

One of my favourite stores has dramatically improved it’s online presence meaning less trips to London just to buy the coolest little bits of stationery. Not that I did that of course….

Posted at 10:27 pm | Leave a comment | Category: General

October 23rd, 2002
Rack of Brains

I still don’t bloody know that movie.

Posted at 10:18 pm | Leave a comment | Category: General

October 23rd, 2002

Jelly on a plate,
Jelly on a plate,
Wibble wobble,
Wibble wobble,
Oh shit, jelly on my lap :(

Posted at 9:28 pm | 2 comments | Category: General

October 18th, 2002
Thank you J-Lo

Funny how things change isn’t it? Nowadays you must say ‘yes’ to the ‘does my bum look big in this?’ question to retain marital bliss.

Posted at 6:09 pm | 15 comments | Category: General

October 16th, 2002
Oh Cruel World

Caller: Could I speak to Mr. P. Brain please?
Saima: I beg your pardon?
Caller: P. Brain. Does he still work there?
Saima: (covers phone and stifles laughter) Hey someone is winding me up! They’re asking for a P. Brain! I must be on the radio!
Colleague: Oh no, that’s Paul Brain. He’s the site manager…..
Saima: ………sorry.

Posted at 10:58 pm | 2 comments | Category: General

October 16th, 2002
West Punjab

When I first saw that guy perform the bhangra remix of Holly Valance’s “Kiss Kiss” I laughed so hard you could have compared me to the McDonald hyenas. It’s much better than the actual remix of course but that’s because bhangra remixes tend to be laughable. More of the pants than the ‘oh I’ve wet my pants because that is so funny’ laughable.
Anyway, a few weeks on, I’ve watched it many more times; on repeats, the web and ‘best ofs’. Yep, still side-splitting.
I’m sad.

Posted at 6:30 pm | 3 comments | Category: General

October 8th, 2002
Nu Flow by Big Brovaz

I’ve had a lot of people, a whole lot, coming to this site in search of lyrics to the song Nu Flow. They’re not on this site and neither is the download. Try here for the lyrics and here for the download instead. Hope that helps.

Posted at 11:20 pm | 3 comments | Category: General

October 7th, 2002
Oh dear

I’ve started talking about Hello Kitty. It may be time for a break. I’ll be back before you can say “lack of sleep”. Join the mailing list if you’re a true believer.
Before I go, one question. If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Posted at 7:34 pm | 9 comments | Category: General

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