Month: October 2002

After watching Vanilla Sky and it appearing in the news, it seems cryonics raises its ugly head again. If that sounds like your cup of tea however but you can’t afford the $28,000 fee why not enter the New Scientist competition?

I hear Matt. Amazon delivery is being shitty. I ordered a birthday present for a friend whose birthday was a month ago and it still isn’t there! We are not impressed. Also I’d like you to note that rain is joy, Justin is hot and I am not Cher.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies:… Continue reading The World's Funniest Joke

Isn’t it just the worst when you get a new toy, rip it out of it’s box all eager only to find it needs 7 million AA batteries?

I’m pretty sure that if this had turned up, our Easter Egg Hunt would have taken the top prize for Scary Holiday Events toppling Mrs Morgan’s impression of Babushka for the Christmas play.