Month: October 2002

Caller: Could I speak to Mr. P. Brain please? Saima: I beg your pardon? Caller: P. Brain. Does he still work there? Saima: (covers phone and stifles laughter) Hey someone is winding me up! They’re asking for a P. Brain! I must be on the radio! Colleague: Oh no, that’s Paul Brain. He’s the site… Continue reading Oh Cruel World

When I first saw that guy perform the bhangra remix of Holly Valance’s “Kiss Kiss” I laughed so hard you could have compared me to the McDonald hyenas. It’s much better than the actual remix of course but that’s because bhangra remixes tend to be laughable. More of the pants than the ‘oh I’ve wet… Continue reading West Punjab

I’ve had a lot of people, a whole lot, coming to this site in search of lyrics to the song Nu Flow. They’re not on this site and neither is the download. Try here for the lyrics and here for the download instead. Hope that helps.

I’ve started talking about Hello Kitty. It may be time for a break. I’ll be back before you can say “lack of sleep”. Join the mailing list if you’re a true believer. Before I go, one question. If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?

I never thought you could have so much Hello Kitty merchandise. Yeah it’s cute but a Hello Kitty USB-HUB? A Hello Kitty waffle maker?! Hello Kitty auto gear cover???? That just seems plain wrong.

I’m not sure why but I dont like the word awesome. How long do you think it takes QVC presenters before they start believing their own bullshit? Men vs. Women